The great thing about these tourists is they rarely leave Cancun, so relief is a very short drive or a boat ride away. For your first trip, go south to one of my favorite places, one of the great smorgasbord of hot chicks from around the world including Mexico: Playa del Carmen. *The only exception to this rule is that Cancun Centro (not the hotel zone) has great shopping where you can get lots of cheap great shit. Lesson 1 for today: Do not go to Cancun.* But it’s easy to escape it. You do not want be associated with these people in any way. Get the extra thick passport if you think you’ll be doing this a lot. The problem is, she didn’t speak English, and the gringo speak Spanish, so she translated for them. Afterward, to thank her, this American guy gave her a dollar. My Mexican doll has multiple masters’ degrees and speaks Spanish, English, German, and Dutch fluently used to be a top manager at the hotel. ” That’s how fucking stupid American tourists are in Cancun. She was at the hotel and her girlfriend liked some gringo guy. He thought, “Well all Mexicans are stupid and dirt poor, so let me be really nice and give her a dollar. You want to have a sweet trip and meet some great cute girls. You just want to get the fuck out of America for the weekend. Here’s a story a Mexican girlfriend told me when she was working as the manager of a big hotel in Mexico.
The Cancun Hotel Zone is mile after mile of perfect beach with huge nice hotel after huge nice hotel on the beach. Staying as guests of all these hotels are ugly, fat, stupid, pale, sunburned American tourists on package deals from American tour companies, or American frat dudes getting shitfaced and puking on the street, and fat American Midwestern girls getting trashed and screeching at each other at top volume. It’s the best place in the world to really get embarrassed by our fellow westerners and their complete lack of class.So it’s worth a day trip if a hot Mexican girlfriend wants to go try on lingerie for you. Just the name of this tropical Mexican resort conjures images of white beaches, luscious cocktails, and dirty dancing under the stars.
There’s something about this exotic destination that incites fantasies of romance.
Maybe it’s the long sunny days and the warm trade winds that cool the nights.